another 'i went to law school for this?!' moment
me:
(answers ringing phone) [redacted] judges' office
idiot:
theres no one at this window.
me:
well, that sounds like a [other office/not my job] issue.
idiot:
well, where is this lady?
me:
again, i dont work for them [and oh by the way, im down the hall in a corridor]. maybe lunch? i dont know.
idiot:
well what do i do?
me:
SLAMS HEAD INTO DESK