I know we all have different interests but when people say “Oh, I don’t read books.” my heart hurts.

Thunder Over Louisville 2014

Sunday victories #crossfit

Sunday victories #crossfit

honesty bomb: every character on scandal is annoying.

i really like the show, but part of how they can keep it going is to make every character just shy of insufferable.

saturday is bluegrass stakes day at keeneland and thunder over louisville. these are my drunk pictures of both from last year.

i love you, kentucky. derby season begins!

yea its a cult
and they are assholes about it
and im like I WILL NOT PAY $150/MONTH TO WORK OUT IN AN UN-AIR CONDITIONED GARAGE WITH TIRES
FUCK TO THE NO
its like way expensive
theres no ac
or any perks at all
and essentially all they are doing is circuit training mixed with strength training
which anyone can read a fucking book and learn how to do
its just regular exercise with a superiority complex
IDGAF if you think im weak, imma go on the elliptical with my magazines and oprah on the tv and you can suck my dick

my friend re: crossfit (via troofbombz)

this made me laugh.

but i’m going to go ahead and note i narrowly missed snatch pr and shaved 33 seconds off my best fran time tonight. #ItsAGoodCult

I was awake with work anxiety from 4:30-5:15 am.

how’s your friday going?

tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Maslow’s Modern Hierarchy of Needs [x]

(via pretiosa)

if you ever forget, i will remind you that sex and the city is actually scarily perfect. (despite what the movies did to dilute the franchise.)

Tumblr approved activity

Tumblr approved activity

soliciting tips on how to give a little less of a shit in all facets of my life so i can actually enjoy things.

i spent two hours of my day yesterday negotiating easter for a divorce client

and it still took until seeing this picture to realize ‘oh shit! i get to see my family next sunday!’

i spent two hours of my day yesterday negotiating easter for a divorce client

and it still took until seeing this picture to realize ‘oh shit! i get to see my family next sunday!’

(Source: dilma2, via tlethgo)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY