i just need to get my shit together

— me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: omegaqueer, via cynicismandspunk)

I could explain why To Live & Die in L.A. has been stuck in my head for 36 hours… but it would require a trip down memory lane I’m not willing to take today.

(Source: Spotify)

lebluegrass:

“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.”
— E.B. White 
Photo by Deb Schwedhelm. 

lebluegrass:

“I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.”

— E.B. White 

Photo by Deb Schwedhelm

Facebook invite worth sharing:

"Doo doo doo do do do do do do doo do do dooooo
Doo doo doo do do do do do do dooo do do doooo”
- William Shakespeare, Racetrack Bugle Guy

Keeneland. Food. Bourbon. Derby.

FAQs:
Q: What is this event about?
A: Come to Keeneland for a rollicking parking lot Derby Party. As usual we’ll go early with tables and post our location (usually pay lot near but not the Louisville lot). Then we’ll make friends and make bets and make mint juleps until it’s time for the big race!

Q: Will there be food?
A: Bring a dish to share. We may grill burgers and dogs. (Hot dogs)

Q: Does anyone know if you can bring a grill to Keeneland?
A: No seriously, I’m asking.

Q: What will the weather be like?
A: weather.bloginky.com

Q: Should I bring Bourbon?
A: …..

Q: How much fun will I have?
A: The most.

Divorce client’s ringback:

Janie’s Got A Gun

surviving thursday 25 minutes of work at a time.

surviving thursday 25 minutes of work at a time.

Her: she needs to learn not to shit where she eats
Me: in her defense, that's a really hard lesson to learn. It's so convenient!
Her: uhhhh yeah! I eat shit every single day, remember?
Me: oh my god! Multiple people's shit!
Her: stop right there. That's enough.

25# weighted strict pull-ups. #25plusmyhugelegs #TheVideoIsAllAss #crossfit

25# weighted strict pull-ups. #25plusmyhugelegs #TheVideoIsAllAss #crossfit

I have lived
in my body
for years
and still need
maps and lights
to find my way
to how I feel.

Body of Maps (via goodgrasswidow)

(Source: Michelle K.)

(Source: hellanne, via michellekpoems)

megwhat:

"outfit of the day church edition"

mine lately is unfollow. on all forms of social media. unfollow unfollow unfollow

megwhat:

"outfit of the day church edition"

mine lately is unfollow. on all forms of social media. unfollow unfollow unfollow

He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.

—thinking about getting a small batch of business cards with this on it to hand out to so many 20 somethings

(Source: writepoemsaboutme, via sweetteaandbbq)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY