February 2012
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college sophomore v real world freshman
caro-cuz: im going to a party... im not sure if the theme is 90s or neon? so im wearing overalls and a neon shirt. cant go wrong.
me: im going home to watch parks and rec and run 4 miles... and im actually pretty excited about these plans. live it up kid. it doesnt last.
there is a time and a place for mobile uploading a...
OH WAIT NO THERE ISNT
EVER
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another 'i went to law school for this?!' moment
me: (answers ringing phone) [redacted] judges' office
idiot: theres no one at this window.
me: well, that sounds like a [other office/not my job] issue.
idiot: well, where is this lady?
me: again, i dont work for them [and oh by the way, im down the hall in a corridor]. maybe lunch? i dont know.
idiot: well what do i do?
me: SLAMS HEAD INTO DESK
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unsolicited advice for practicing attorneys
remember that the court room has microphones.
even if youre off the record/ the tapes arent rolling, somebody might be watching you on closed circuit court tv!
drake
if there is better people watching than a rap concert in central kentucky- i gotta see it.
watching the kentucky basketball players watch the drake concert was probably my favorite part of the evening.
my second favorite part was the 9 year old little boy at the show with his mom who was hitting his dougie so hard to the music playing before the concert that the whole arena was cheering for...
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work buddy: have you seen the m.i.a. bad girls video?
me: nope
work buddy: it reminds me a lot of our drive to new orleans, but set in saudi arabia
does anyone else feel like their job goes smoothly most of the time but when there is any minor bump in the road it is a full fucking five alarm situation to everyone else around you?! when it does not need to be?
or maybe everyone feels like this?
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what is the official church policy of showering...
because i really need to shower before this rap concert tonight.
so holy around here.
me: 10,000 fans in the hump... how cute that they think that's impressive
ket: 10,000 fans no one wants to hump
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irony
tonight: annoyed that i have to stay up for a 9pm weekday game.
tomorrow night: going to drake’s club paradise tour
things id rather be doing on mardi gras day
eating one last piece of king cake
drinking one last bloody mary
catching one last set of beads
hailing rex
dancing to truck parade rap music
hanging out with my nola ladies
living in new orleans
every season i watch exactly 0 minutes of the...
just passed out 1/16th of the beads we caught this...
dude, that shit was free! thank YOU for taking it off my hands/ out of my car!
post mardi gras depression
missing my nola loves
wishing i couldve stayed through thoth yesterday with brandi & fam
wishing i couldve seen will ferrell as king of bacchus
wishing i was at the lundi gras crawfish boil
wishing i took off a post MG day to nurse my hangover
sadness regarding it being about 50 weeks until mardi gras 2013
trying to remember
getting to go to mardi gras while living in the professional...
Anonymous asked: What was your training to run 10miles in just 11mos? Any tips?
It is decidedly worth it to come to Mardi Gras...
And to my NOLA friends : I luhhhh you.
makersandmonograms asked: I'm going to Mardi Gras for the first time this year and you seem like a vet! Any good tips?
Endymion doing "everything we possibly can" to... →
#mardigrasproblems
#pleasepleaseplease
“The Bible’s the greatest game of ‘Telephone’ in history. Jesus said ‘Love your...”
– @JohnFugelsang (via apoplecticskeptic)
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me: if you were me, youd still come down to party in the rain right?
dj kay jay: is that even a real question???? itd be one thing if we had no plans but we have places to go, people to see, the rain is just lagniappe!
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nelly: making a new generation of parents...
the chorus of nelly & ti’s new song is this time of night, aint nothing open but legs
… reminds me of some angry parenting moments upon discovering love in ya mouth on the house computer.
dear new orleans, are you really going to rain out...
