because my day has been filled with crying phone calls, dead end searches & loud secretaries: a moment of zen between barry & bo. (see also: i want a dog nowwwww)

because my day has been filled with crying phone calls, dead end searches & loud secretaries:

a moment of zen between barry & bo. (see also: i want a dog nowwwww)

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William T. Young Library by Katie.putz on Flickr.it’s even more beautiful inside.

William T. Young Library by Katie.putz on Flickr.

it’s even more beautiful inside.

me: on my friday working from home i get to hit up the [world's most beautiful] library [at the University of Kentucky] to pull government documents! surrounded by undergrads!
work buddy: PUH LEEZE you think there are any UK undergrads in the library on a griday?
me: great point.

one of my favorite things about being single and childless is the ability to look at screaming kids in a store and side eye the shit out of their parents.

(im sure they enjoy thinking ‘youll get yours one day, bitch’)

eww what slob like lawyer drives this car?!

eww what slob like lawyer drives this car?!

People who have no idea what it’s like to actually be poor sure have a lot of ideas about how to get out of poverty.

haygirlhay:

My are-you-fucking-serious-right-now tank is at max fill.

Wake me up on November 7th. 

I JUST STUMPED THREE WESTLAW REFERENCE ATTORNEYS

thank you & good night, ladies & gentlemen…

We wonder why other countries hate us? I love that! We have a game show in our country called “Survivor.” Thats a GAME in our country! …You can win a million dollars for surviving on a place where people already live! Do you realize what kind of message that sends? Not a good one!

—Daniel Tosh

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it is important to remember: they might be multimillionares in a matter of DAYS but they are still teenagers.

it is important to remember: they might be multimillionares in a matter of DAYS but they are still teenagers.

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i cringe when i see/hear abbreviations of the following words

  • husband
  • pregnant

I love this ‘cabbage is a flower’ thing these days.

I love this ‘cabbage is a flower’ thing these days.

the best ive felt all day was after running a 5k

this is equal parts reminder, motivation & humble brag.

nprfreshair: David Bianculli reviews the new HBO series Luck. He says: It isn’t a long shot that David Milch’s newest series for HBO, called Luck, will be on par with his HBO series Deadwood. It’s a sure thing. HBO sent out all nine episodes of the show’s first season for preview, so there’s no guesswork here.

nprfreshair:

David Bianculli reviews the new HBO series Luck. He says: It isn’t a long shot that David Milch’s newest series for HBO, called Luck, will be on par with his HBO series Deadwood. It’s a sure thing. HBO sent out all nine episodes of the show’s first season for preview, so there’s no guesswork here.

just a little puppy swag to brighten monday.

just a little puppy swag to brighten monday.

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY