Her: she needs to learn not to shit where she eats
Me: in her defense, that's a really hard lesson to learn. It's so convenient!
Her: uhhhh yeah! I eat shit every single day, remember?
Me: oh my god! Multiple people's shit!
Her: stop right there. That's enough.

25# weighted strict pull-ups. #25plusmyhugelegs #TheVideoIsAllAss #crossfit

25# weighted strict pull-ups. #25plusmyhugelegs #TheVideoIsAllAss #crossfit

I have lived
in my body
for years
and still need
maps and lights
to find my way
to how I feel.

Body of Maps (via goodgrasswidow)

(Source: Michelle K.)

(Source: hellanne, via michellekpoems)

megwhat:

"outfit of the day church edition"

mine lately is unfollow. on all forms of social media. unfollow unfollow unfollow

megwhat:

"outfit of the day church edition"

mine lately is unfollow. on all forms of social media. unfollow unfollow unfollow

He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.

—thinking about getting a small batch of business cards with this on it to hand out to so many 20 somethings

(Source: writepoemsaboutme, via sweetteaandbbq)

coworker: if i'm running, someone is chasing me.
boss: if i'm running, someone just said "last call!"

canttuchthis:

mø // say you’ll be there (spice girls cover)

important hump day music

I’ve been oddly addicted to this lately but a little afraid to admit it

being 5 minutes late but still beating my boss to the office is my favorite simple joy

weeknight dates at the old mini mansion

i could tell you a story of a pretty good victory i had in court today, or i could give you this picture of louis.

we all know what you want.

i could tell you a story of a pretty good victory i had in court today, or i could give you this picture of louis.

we all know what you want.

We are so used
to the idea of a woman
hating herself
that the thought
of self love and confidence
is repulsive.

Michelle K., What Do You Really Mean When You Call Her a Bitch? (via michellekpoems)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY